Let's start with this one:
So first he says, "I want to go to Albania". Hmmmmm, where is Albania? "And I want to go to Jerusalem". "Is Jerusalem holy?", "if we got sand from Jerusalem and put it in a bottle and brought it home, our house would be holy". "If the bottle broke, the sand would fall on everyone and they would turn into tomatoes"! "And then we would all be turn into spaghetti sauce....."
By now I'm sure you've guessed, I can no longer follow his train of thought..... I just acknowledge what he's saying. Almost as good as "get in this can so I can drink you!" :)
My kids have amazing imaginations!